Guide to Making Australian Smash PR
Step 1
Don't wear jeans, don't own a pair of jeans

Step 2
Don't cut your hair before majors

Step 3
Book your flights home immedietaly after the tournament concludes to maximize lab time

Step 4
Show up the day before the tournament but don't check in before your flight

Step 5
If your PR placement goes down, dip out so people forget how bad you are

by FramesJanco 09/23/2016 00:00:00

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