GvP Melee Power Rankings Q4 2016

1. https://twitter.com/M1kkle - oh man theyre making me do these things again mikkle is steal really good at super smash brother melee for nintendo gamecube and still gives you a smack and a bite if you try to show him that you are a big man. mikkle is still the #1 big dog in newcastle and wins every tournament except one time but then did all the others.

2. https://twitter.com/SpencerSSBM - spence is a big try hard though its cool when he does it because he is cool and handsome and good at maths. he plays marth really dumb because he doesnt stand still and press the yellow stick at you. he was bad 4 months ago but now he is really stupid good and even won a gvp one time but i didnt see it because i was at the best tournament ever in adelaide.

3. https://twitter.com/Kizzabam - kizzabam still tries to be a big shot and plays fox but sometimes plays captain falcon because he is handsome. even though he plays more of the bad smash game, his heart and mind stay true to the best mr hero sakura smash brother game. one time i went on a walk and kizzabam drank 3 milkshakes in a row and i was terrified for my life.

4. https://twitter.com/Kelp101 - kelp still plays cool stick marth sometimes but now has moved on to the powerful climbers. wibbles is really good and can do cool desync ice climbers things (but he didnt want to bother rps'ing me in tournament and i was sad) but kelp can press the a button at 180bpm (which also sometimes makes me sad) so who is the real best player?

5. https://twitter.com/Mattsta3 - matt is a cool guy who plays daisy because she is a better character than peach but both of them still scare me. i hate having to play matt because sometimes when i try to do the shine button he presses the down smash button and then i start screaming in my head and also out loud. i hate super smash brothers for the nintendo gamecube.

by boi pussoire
21 years young