Why I'm going to win BAM8
Hello QLDSmash.
These are the reasons I will win BAM8

1) - I play a plethora of top tier characters at an extremely high level. These include, Bowser, DK, DHD, Pac-Man, Mii Swordfighter and King Dedede.

2) - No one knows the Bowser, DK, DHD, Pac-Man, Mii Swordfighter and King Dedede match up.

3) - The only person who sandbags harder than me is Dean. He is the only real threat this tournament.

4) - I have perfected the art of trash talking mid game. Smash 4 is a mind game and I am pretty good at mind-gaming.

5) - Using my trusty "SpaceJam's Smash Calculator" I calculated my chances of winning and it said 100%.

6)- Duon rated me top 50 in Victoria and I don't even go to events.

So that's why I'm going to win unless if I verse Dean then I'll probably come second.

I'm also announcing that I'm now offering my services as a coach, I have at least 32 years experience and I am fully qualified.

by SpaceJam 05/04/2016 00:00:00

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