Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a deez. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Melbourne; home of the greatest deez. I’ve already bought my controller, and now play smash 4 everywhere I go as training. I may not be a deez yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest deez
08/29/2015 02:44:47
There isn't enough Australian Smash based twitch copypasta so pls contribute. I'll dump what I've made in the past, apparently people liked it? I dunno, they probably have rocks for brains or something. Anyway, here's my stuff, I'll update the OP with anything other people come up with.
===Sydney===
(Mothball): I sexually Identify as Falco Lombardi. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running three times for President and dropping hot chicken nuggetss on disgusting Australian citizens. People say to me that a person being an old, anal fart is Impossible and I’m *** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having an unpaid intern install a longevity-inducing chicken nugget fryer and an infinite nugget dispenser on my body so I can live and run for president forever. From now on I want you guys to call me “Mr. President” and respect my right to chicken nuggets and shoot lasers needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a nuggetphobe and need to check your nugget privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
(Atyeo): ☑ "Risk it for the biscuit" ☑ *wheezing laugh* ☑ actual autism ☑ "He learnt that from me" ☑ "Mix it for the biscuit? No?" ☑ Puke Shatyeo
===Deez===
when i feel deez, my hand automatically go to the deez. i stroke the deez and feel i have sex with the deez. all becoming deez.
Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a deez. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Melbourne; home of the greatest deez. I’ve already bought my controller, and now play smash 4 everywhere I go as training. I may not be a deez yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest deez
===Perth===
(commentators): I owe my life to PerthSmash. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse switched to the Twitch channel to PerthSmash's stream. I awoke from my coma and muted the commentators.
Baker 11/28/2015 01:28:12
===Sydney===
(Mothball): I sexually Identify as Falco Lombardi. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running three times for President and dropping hot chicken nuggetss on disgusting Australian citizens. People say to me that a person being an old, anal fart is Impossible and I’m *** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having an unpaid intern install a longevity-inducing chicken nugget fryer and an infinite nugget dispenser on my body so I can live and run for president forever. From now on I want you guys to call me “Mr. President” and respect my right to chicken nuggets and shoot lasers needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a nuggetphobe and need to check your nugget privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
(Atyeo): ☑ "Risk it for the biscuit" ☑ *wheezing laugh* ☑ actual autism ☑ "He learnt that from me" ☑ "Mix it for the biscuit? No?" ☑ Puke Shatyeo
===Deez===
when i feel deez, my hand automatically go to the deez. i stroke the deez and feel i have sex with the deez. all becoming deez.
Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a deez. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Melbourne; home of the greatest deez. I’ve already bought my controller, and now play smash 4 everywhere I go as training. I may not be a deez yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest deez
===Perth===
(commentators): I owe my life to PerthSmash. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse switched to the Twitch channel to PerthSmash's stream. I awoke from my coma and muted the commentators.
Baker 11/28/2015 01:28:12
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